Wax on

In anticipation of my trip, I got waxed this afternoon. Yeah, I got the Brazilian, so there'll be no Hanging Gardens of Babylon (google it, if you need to). Holy crap, that burned like a M-F'er. Also, I was naked from the waist down, showing my goods to a total stranger - a common scenario when I was in my early 20's, but not so much these days. That's a joke. Seriously. Don't judge.